Monthly Archives: November 2005

Bill O’Reilly, the holy defender in the faux war against Christmas is featuring his own line of Christmas…whooops, HOLIDAY ornaments. Update: 11:00 PM. Looks like the Fox Folks fixed their folly. The word ‘Christmas’ has now replaced the word ‘Holiday’. … Continue reading →

If you want to see an artisan at work, sit at the sushi bar at Samurai Sushi and watch Mr. Choo chop and roll. If you want the best sushi in Nashville, eat what you just watched Mr. Choo create. … Continue reading →

Netflix delivered to me a wonderfully juicy opportunity for juxtaposition tonight…Volume 2 of Season 1 of the Adventures of Bertie and Jeeves based on the writings of the great comic master P.G. Wodehouse. What’s the juxta-twist? Hugh Laurie, star of … Continue reading →

According to the Starpulse website: 50 Cent is planning to create a vibrator of his manhood – so his female fans can pretend to have sex with him. The sexy rapper is desperate to release a line of condoms and … Continue reading →

More evidence of the world-domination plan from our big brothers at Google.. Anytime you land on a Google page, you get a Google cookie if you don’t already have one. If you have one, they read and record your unique … Continue reading →

ht: Phil Arnold

While local Demos are grubbing for a mere $500 bucks for gambling expenses and playing footsie with out-of-state collection agencies, Republican congressman (now ex-congressman), Randy ‘Duke’ Cunningham went way beyond footsie in his quest for the gold from defense contractors … Continue reading →

Sharon Cobb got to this story before me, but I’m nothing if not redundant..nothing if not redundant. According to a recent UPI story: Pope Benedict XVI is developing a reputation as a clotheshorse with his taste for Prada shoes and … Continue reading →

He’s a real half-way man, living in his half-way land…probably drinking half and half. This is an example of the kind of develpment we DON’T need in Salemtown. A skinny house crammed into a half lot. Much of the building … Continue reading →

Sports Reporter commentator Roy Johnson, decrying a lawsuit against a football coach in New Jersey for leading his team in a group prayer before the game: “……in a time in sports when we wonder where our role models have gone, … Continue reading →

Sparky, our Australian Terrier for whom I expressed thanks in an earlier post, secretly channels messages from Scooter Libby. In the top picture, despite his docility and willingness to pretend he is enjoying the normal doggie-human interaction, you can see … Continue reading →

I’ve generally been one of the middling, ‘we shouldn’t have gone, but now we can’t leave’ people regarding US presence in Iraq. Here’s a guy who knows a helluva lot more than I do about the situation who says we … Continue reading →

Actually there are two Steve Gill prayers. The first is Steve’s own: ‘Dear God, PLEASE let Bredesen propose a state income tax…please, please please.’ Gill, who is considering a run for the governor, may talk about ethics, but truth is, … Continue reading →

Ultimate Christian Wrestling Tour…check out the Talent. Looks like ‘Dixie Dynamite’ might be coming after his barber..and I’m guessing that Dustin found God in a state-sponsored institution of some sort. I’m looking forward to the battle between Josh’s IQ and … Continue reading →

Thanks go NIT guest-host Rachel I heard the news that ex-FEMA head, Michael ‘heckuva job’ Brown is opening his own emergency management consulting agency. She left out some salient job news from other fronts, so I thought I would fill … Continue reading →

Maybe he should take the bus….

Despite Aunt B’s cheerful contrarian advice to list things for which we are UNgrateful, I’ve gotta go with the grateful ABCs*. Aunt B** – straight from Jagger’s quote about putting the knife in your heart and spilling it all over … Continue reading →

I’m proud to say that I can type the alphabet in 4.81 seconds which puts me at a spiffy 10,551st ranking worldwide. Test your ‘qwerty’ mettle HERE

FCC says all broadcasting must be in ADHDTV by 2007. ht: another layer from the Onion

People around my age have one thing in common – no matter our political or religious beliefs, no matter our social standing – we all know exactly where we were when we heard the news that the President had been … Continue reading →