Because I’m going to Grayton Beach (loaded with UVs and the sound of waves), my favorite winter destination, tomorrow thru the beginning of the new year. Black Santa who is quite worn out by his peragrational activity of late may be taking the trip also.
Happy New Year to one and all. Sorry I’m [...]
2005 was not a great year for the Hutcheson family - at least health-wise. But, as sad as it seems, we’re not the center of the universe, and there were a lot of wonderful things in 2005 that enriched my life greatly…
Huck’s post ‘My Artificial Drug Dependency‘ limning the battle between creativity and conformity [...]
Is anybody loanin’
A little serotonin?
Anybody else got a dab or a full-tilt boogie S.A.D. thang going on?
It always hits in late November. By March, it’s like it never happened. But, in between it just seems so damn overwhelming.
Here’s to longer longer days…
well, maybe it would’ve, but I’m aggravated enough with the ‘new’ location that I’m willing to blame the event I’m about to describe, the avian flu and the recent collapse of Ashlee Simpson on the tragic move of Davis-Kidd to the Green Hill Mall.
Like a moth in need of a 12-step light addiction program, I [...]
It’s about fly fishing.
ht: WPLN’s Wait Wait, don’t tell me
Black Santa apparently feeling the need to perform a public service announcement about washing up after recycling a latte at Portland Brew.
Black Santa hoping that everyone would leave so he could have some alone time with Big Bad Ivy, - ‘It felt GOOOOOD to be held by a real woman’- after crashing the Rutherford County [...]
Soon after the seasonal debates about decking the public halls with images of the baby Jesus and wise men and the mangy menagerie have faded into the pangs of the new year, the grating society of the religious right will be dickering the demarcation of the decalogue (aka The 10 Commandments) as it pertains to [...]
We had the pleasure of viewing ‘The Family Stone’ tonight. Sometimes when a movie is loaded with stars, you can see the seams where the writers were wedging each star’s role proportionally. In this flick, the Stones keep rolling out and despite the Q-factor wattage of the slyly named family, the movie is [...]
Or maybe I should say bloggers who eat with bloggers are pretty lucky. Today was dine or drink coffee with a blogger day for me and apparently, Aunt B.
As explained in Michael’s blog (bigorangemichael), today was the day I collected on my Vanderbilt over UT wager from Michael. Michael might think I will return [...]
Black Santa is excited about visiting such an important government building.
Black Santa happy to see a government employee working diligently for the taxpayers of Tennessee.
Black Santa visits an older a veteran state employee. She is crying tears of joy after Black Santa explains the new Medicare drug plan.
This young man upset after hearing [...]
As noted in The Quiet Life, Bush talked big, broad and bold when the spotlights were on in New Orleans, but when the water and media floods receded, only FEMA’s follies continue. In THIS story in the NY Times:
The Small Business Administration, which runs the federal government’s main disaster recovery program for both businesses [...]
Thanks to Rep. Stacey ‘run-on’ Campfield, we learned today that a man by the name of Mark Albertini is a Republican candidate for governor.
As one who is constantly striving for fair play and comity between the Dems and the GOPers, I decided to peruse Mr. Albertini’s website in the hope that I could learn more [...]
The Salemtown CAC Block Grant committee is a distinguished group of Salemtown home and property owners whose purpose is to determine how our $200,000 grant award should be spent in Salemtown. Needless to say, Black Santa and the author of this blog are not on the committee, but we are considered official attendees.
Black Santa [...]
You’ve probably seen this one floating around in email-land, but just in case not..I wanted to share:
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FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: 3rd November 2005
RE: Christmas Party
I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take
place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function
room at the Grill House. There [...]
It’s a Christmas holiday miracle. Members of my party have decided to do something positive rather than snipe and moan (maybe it’s the polls that say that the peeps trust the Dems roughly the same as they trust ‘W’ - yikes, but at least the peeps have the sense to hold Cheney in roughly [...]
Well, of course we let Black Santa in the house..
Black Santa surveys the not-quite-ready-for-prime-Christmas decorations with a slight sigh..
Black Santa clearly shaken over the rampant commercialism of the Christmas season
After showing Black Santa my blog, he begin to channel Mr. T - “Apparently ANY FOOL can have a blog”.
The H’s and Sparky all snug in their beds..
when the voice of black Santa permeated their heads
do not be afraid my friends, do not be scared witless,
I’m not a scientologist or a Jehovah’s witness,
I bring you cheer from my side of the pole,
I’m a lot like the fat white guy, but with a whole lot [...]
Amidst sleighbells, car horns, trampled shoppers needing mylanta..
who should appear but dear old black santa…
with a voice that could be confused with literally no other..
he appeared on our sidewalk - ‘can I come in my brother?’…
Bi-lingual student in Kansas City suspended for speaking Spanish between classes. No doubt, the young people of today are going to the perros.
Gary Glitter admitted he had an 11 year old girl in bed in an interview from prison in Viet Nam where he is under arrest for engaging in obscene acts with a child. Glitter claims that the girl was seeing ghosts and was seeking shelter from the poltergeist in his bed.
What Mr. Glitter was [...]
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