..because I ate the garlic fries at Pac Bell SBC Park ATT Stadium here in San Fran yesterday, and like tithing to the United Way, they ARE the gift that keeps on giving…
I’m glad that my wife and I have already had all the children we wanted because I’m thinking that these fries could replace norplant..whooooweeeee.
This is ballyard #30 in my quest to see every Major League baseball stadium*. My friends and I keep several categorial rankings re the ballparks we’ve visited (stupidest view even though they could have had the best view – Shea Stadium, meanest ushers in the free world and possibly any of the Serbian countries – Philadelphia, tightest security – Texas Arlington) and I’m definitely going to have to rank this one (Giant’s stadium) as the park with the best view.
I realize I am badly marring the view by appearing in the picture, but I wanted to show innocent children and naive future ballpark denizens that an innocent looking basket of fries can secretly pack the punch of an invasive army of tapeworms all loaded with garlic pepper spray. The fries are tasty, but I almost vaporized a pack of Brownies by breathing in their general direction.
ATT Park is easily in my top 5 places to watch a major league baseball game.
*I refuse to visit the horror-show masquerading as a baseball park in Minneapolis.
What an awesome view of the bay! Those garlic fries seem to have a trail of vapor behind them don’t they? Sounds like a great trip…keep us informed of the next adventure!
Look at you, John! You look great, i’m goad you’re having a great time!
Ballpark food is heavenly.
It’s the eight dollar beer to get rid of the fire breath that is the killer.
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So sorry about the sickness though Glad you felt well enough to run in the race!! Stay well!!