Fox News Channel/AKA Republican candidate for the Senate in the state of Florida, Katherine Harris’s campaign is in shambles. She’s run out of money, but not out of stupid speeches. Here’s a gem from yesterday:
“If you’re not electing Christians, then in essence you are going to legislate sin,” Harris told interviewers from the [...]
August 27, 2006
Sometimes I do believe in karma, or, Katherine Harris is going down in flames…
August 27, 2006
What are da odds, or, I HATE 3:15 AM phone calls
When you have three kids, even when they are all adults (and one of them is living in Peru), the phone ringing at 3:15 AM is a dread-filled sound once one awakens enough to register the noise.
Our bedroom phone is on a nightstand on my wife’s side of the bed.
Phone rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring
Caller ID: a [...]
August 27, 2006
All in all, we need another brick in the wall, or, I’m embarrassed to say that Floyd the Barber could gain 10 yards on these guys
Watching the Titans game last night was painful. The offense sputtered, with occasional bursts of efficiency, but the defense, man, the defense…The corners without our fearless reprobate ‘Pac’ are constantly overmatched. The defensive line played a sacred tune - holey holey holey while the linebackers bit on every bit of cheese tossed [...]
