If only we armed our cats and kittens..

THIS never would have happened!
From MSNBC:
A school principal has resigned and could face felony firearm charges after he shot and killed two orphaned kittens on school property last month.

Maybe if they had been taught to scratch and claw…

That’s great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane…*

Titans AND Commodores win on the same weekend. Is it the end, is it Porklips Now?
Today, Vince Young was a little less young. And, there was another sign of the end times:Lamont Thompson actually covered some of the Redskins’ receivers.
Somewhere, Big Orange Michael is searching for Sarah Michelle Geller to succor him in his [...]

Warner parks Presidential ambition, or, Warner puts a governor on the presidential race..

I don’t know if the head-honchos that steer the Democratic party notice it or not, but people who become President these days are generally former governors, and often governors of southern states. Bush the First was an exception, and he did beat a governor, but considering that governor’s campaign (Michael DuCaCa), I think that Van [...]

Dore’s pound Dawgs, put Dawgs in their place, kennel the pooches, or, Man bites Dawg

I read that Georgia A.D. Vince Dooley (who must be 95 by now) was offended last week when some announcer or writer claimed that the Vols put the Dawgs in their place after whomping them badly in their football encounter. Ya gotta say now that the Dawgs are muling in the back of the doghouse [...]