According to these guys, the following music is SAFE for your kids:
Safe Music:
- Cyndi Lauper
- Falling Up
- Flyleaf
- THE TURNING
- Disciple
- P.O.D
- By The Tree
- Scott Reed
- Michael W. Smith
- Jars of Clay
- DC Talk
- Danielson
As an aside, when did Oscar Wilde ever ‘reform’?
By the way, these are the bands that will make you go ‘gay’.
Should I tell my wife I’m a big, gasp, Wilco fan?
FT: NIT
7 Comments
January 23, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Um yeah, I would say that one of the world’s top-selling singles of all time about masturbation should have gotten one crossed off any “safe” list…
January 23, 2007 at 3:51 pm
I’m SO glad they’re trying to “help” “the gays”!
Heh…
January 23, 2007 at 6:31 pm
uh, where is Judy Garland in their gay list?
January 23, 2007 at 7:32 pm
Dang. I already get made fun of because I love Barry Manilow. Now, I find out he’s going to make me gay?
January 24, 2007 at 12:55 am
PS Oh, I forgot to mention earlier that I also just a couple of weeks ago finished watching the final season of Queer As Folk on DVD, in which Cyndi Lauper makes an appearance, sings a song, and even has a line to speak.
But she’s been pretty gay-friendly since the ’80s anyway, so how on earth she ended up on a list of “musical artists that won’t make one turn gay”…
January 24, 2007 at 9:47 am
Well there you go, apparently I’m gayin’ it up big time. To offset that, hockey discussion can be had at saraclarksaraclark@yahoo.com. Does the fact that I like hockey for the muscular condition of the players balance out my musical gayness?
January 25, 2007 at 1:03 am
Now I’m worried that just about everyone I know has been exposed to ‘gay music’ Perhaps we should listen to Cyndi Lauper to cleanse ourselves of the gayness? As if! These lists are so ridiculous they are laughable. Too bad the website seems to be for real.
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