February 2, 2007

We could have been heroes, even ordinary ones, or SEE THIS PLAY: Ordinary Heroes

Here’s one of my favorite ‘jokes’…A middle class or upper class white guy proclaims: ‘Racism is pretty much over. We don’t live in a racist society’. Ok, it’s not all that funny, but here’s my punch line: We white guys (and women) don’t get to make that call. Our viewpoint is limited [...]

February 2, 2007

How to please your wife in bed, or, oh oh oh…snow job

How to please your wife in bed:
1. Ascertain that she is, indeed, a teacher
2. Wake her with the news that it’s A SNOW DAY!
(this may work on husbands too, but I don’t have one)
Sooo, the Snow Grinches, with their excessive celebration of successfully raising the snow repellent shield around Davidson county yesterday, perhaps [...]