This just in: Rex Grossman makes pass at girlfriend..

intercepted by elderly lady in parking lot. Elderly lady not interested.
Those last two intercepted passes in the game looked like something I used to throw in our backyard touch football games when I was getting blitzed and Erin was running the ‘fake rose bush veer left tire swing’ route. PA-the-TIC.
I”m happy for Coach Dungy [...]

Bears 23 Colts 17 ( final score and other prognostications)

I’m thinking we’re going to see the Peyton Manning ‘face’ beginning in the late 3rd period and several times thereafter. There will be 125 shots of Archie, Jughead Eli and the whole Manning entourage before, during and after the game.
Tomorrow’s Peyton Gazatte aka The Tennessean will be comprised completely of stories about Peyton and [...]

You wanna bet?, or, play us a Long song Piano Man

One of the many many novelty bets you can actually wager on in Vegas (and this is ON the board):
Will Billy Joel go over 1 minute 41 seconds when he sings the National Anthem? I’m going with a resounding YESSS. I’m thinking Billy likes to stretch things out (not a Christie [...]

Havin’ my baby, what a lovely way to say*..good grief, another shower post..

I couldn’t think of any more ’shower’ puns that had not already been used to describe the events of yesterday. I guess the Scene has more grist for their milling of bloggers, because a bunch of us went to honor the Sarcastros and a bunch of us have written (and probably WILL write) about [...]