March 1, 2007

You think cursing is bad…you oughta hear these people sing!

These two painfully weak singers* made it through tonight on American Idol. Further proof that either democracy is overrated or that teenagers shouldn’t be allowed to vote for anything.
*The guy is Sanjaya Malakar and I guess he has interesting hair, but his voice is as colorful as a McDonald’s vanilla milk-like shake. The [...]

March 1, 2007

Hey, yo yo..I’ve got BINGO!!

Please check my card…I”ve got, in a row, Pacman smokes marijuana with his mother, Pacman withdraws over a thousand dollars from the bank in all ones, Pac’s posse shoots strip club employee, Gunplay at gas station while Pacman getting gassed up, and Pacman expectorates at night club and CONNECTS…..whooohoooooo!!!

March 1, 2007

And this month’s winner of the Gloria Steinem Feminist Spirit Award, or, do shoes come in cornbread flavor?

Goes to Celtic WRKO radio analyst (and former Celtics star), Cedric ‘Cornbread’ Maxwell.
While ‘analysing’ the skills of NBA ref Violet Palmer, Cedric urged her ‘get back in the kitchen’. When his broadcast partner offered him a lifeline, Maxwell wisely responded by yelling…’Get back in the kitchen and make me some bacon and [...]

March 1, 2007

Melinda Doolittle actually does quite a lot, or Ladies and Gentlemen, your next American Idol..

Ok, I realize that my AI tout record isn’t all that good.  I chose Tami Gosnell as one to watch when the show hit Hollywood, and of course, she was promptly dispatched.  But tonight, dear friends, let me tell you, Nashville’s own, Melinda Doolittle was the party.
She chose the difficult-to-sing ‘My Funny Valentine’ and nailed [...]