April 7, 2007...9:08 am

McCain gears up for a visit to the 8th Avenue Kroger*

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I’ll have 12 jugs of that reddish juice and 12 loave of Wonder Bread

McCain fashions the latest in flak-wear with some of his well-armed friends. It’s always good to be prepared.

McCain: ‘This is how I roll. everywhere. I was glad to have these guys over at Liberty University…’

*Note to the guy in the parking lot who has been out of gas for the last 5 weeks and apparently hasn’t raised enough money to start his car yet…you might want to hit up another Kroger for a while.

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