Tales of Arcadia..eating lunch at the downtown arcade

Seen today while eating ‘outside’ in the Arcade…
Someone wearing a very tight t-shirt with these words emblazoned in large font:
CUTE
SEXY
Sorry, 0 for 2.
Someone wearing a baggy t-shirt with the phrase:
I wanna talk about Meeeeeeee.
There’s a reason you are walking BY YOURSELF.
A woman wearing a full chador, including burka.
Don’t those come in anything besides basic black? [...]