Open invitation to Jim Balsillie (‘pending’ new owner of the Preds)

I once made this offer to my sister, but I’m going BIG TIME now (sorry, Margaret).  I”m offering the helm of Salem’s Lots for ONE FULL WEEK to Jim Balsillie (the Blackberry dude who is probably going to be the new Preds owner).
I don’t offer the captain’s chair lightly, but, as a hockey ticket purchaser [...]