They can’t say ‘Dolly’

This headline gives me the giggles:
Thai police to sport ‘Hello Kitty’ armbands

Even Barry has doubts

Barry Bonds Not Certain He’ll Be Present For His 756th Home Run
SAN FRANCISCO—Barry Bonds added his voice to the chorus of criticism surrounding his inevitable breaking of the all-time home-run record…

What would Sean say?

Can anybody tell me what Sean Penn thinks about the following issues?  I really don’t know what to think, and I’m kinda hoping that maybe Sean has made his thoughts known on this stuff.
1) switchgrass – do you think that Sean grows this stuff in his large backyard?
2) steroids – wonder if Sean has tried them [...]