Ladies and gentlemen, the comedy stylings of Ann Coulter

Since our last comedy outburst that helped push book sells..damn, those 9/11 widow bashing jokes only take you so far, Ann has topped herself by claiming that Bill Clinton is gay. That’s quite a kneeslapper. I was wanting more yuks from Ms. Coulter than just the Clinton haha, so I found this interview in the New York Observer. My two favorite parts of this ‘bit’ are the jokes about those darn Iraqi civilians and the status of the Middle Eastern countries vis’ a vis’ George Bush.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeres Anne…

What would have to happen to make you say it was a bad idea to invade [Iraq]?

[Coulter] “That’s a good question. It would be a mistake if we just futz around and the whole country became like one long Falluja. I thought we were wasting way too much time on that. This is a war, let’s go in and win it. Just take the city! I think if it got to the point where it was going on for six, seven years, and it was just Americans patrolling without killing anyone — I’m getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.”

[Gurley] After we bomb North Korea, what’s the next country we should invade?

[Coulter] “Iran. Though that’s the beauty part of Iraq: It may well not be necessary. Because precisely what I’m saying with nuking North Korea — …. They’re a major threat. I just think it would be fun to nuke them and have it be a warning to the rest of the world.”

[Gurley] What about Mecca?

[Coulter] “Seriously, I think the rest of the countries in the Middle East, after Afghanistan and Iraq, they’re pretty much George Bush’s bitch,

God, isn’t she GREAT. Can you imagine the FUN of dropping the big one on North Korea. Don’t forget to tip your waiters.

My second favorite thing after listening to Ann’s comedy is how her defenders all claim that she really has a good message under all that ‘flair’.

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2 responses to “Ladies and gentlemen, the comedy stylings of Ann Coulter

  1. dude, bill clinton is, like, the gayest democrat ever. he was totally the republican legislature’s bitch and they still ended up impeaching him. what a pussy.

    ann coulter isnt really a real person is she? i thought she was a storybook character! you know, like that big white whale in that long book i didnt read- the one about the whale?

    shoot- if she’s real she isn’t half so funny as i thought she was.

  2. no matter how harsh Ann Coulter sounds, she seems to do her homework on the claims she makes…

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