Despite his predilection for the non-Caucasian Ms. Houston, Osama stated:
“African women are only good for a man’s lower pleasures,” bin Laden supposedly said. “What need do you have for a womb?”
Apparently there is no cave-dwelling-in-Pakistan equivalent of Aunt B.
Another tidbit in the story is that the ex-g-friend would find copies of Playboy in Osama’s briefcase. Was there enough light in the caves to just read the articles?