Oh, Osama better not run for office now, or, Racist quips aren’t just for right-wingers or former UN ambassadors anymore

Osama Bin Laden’s former ‘girlfriendclaims that her terrorist-ex-boyfriend had a thang for Whitney Houston, and once threatened to have Bobby Brown killed (insert tasteless comment here….).

Despite his predilection for the non-Caucasian Ms. Houston, Osama stated:

“African women are only good for a man’s lower pleasures,” bin Laden supposedly said. “What need do you have for a womb?”

Apparently there is no cave-dwelling-in-Pakistan equivalent of Aunt B.

Another tidbit in the story is that the ex-g-friend would find copies of Playboy in Osama’s briefcase. Was there enough light in the caves to just read the articles?

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2 responses to “Oh, Osama better not run for office now, or, Racist quips aren’t just for right-wingers or former UN ambassadors anymore

  1. I thought Obama was in a Hilton shaked up watching “A Simple Life.”

  2. When I started reading this I swear I thought it said Obama, as in the Senator from Illinois. And I was thinking, uh-oh this juicy tidbit is gonna screw up his chances at higher office. Then I realized it said Osama. Duh! I guess I just couldn’t fathom anything so bizarre as an Osama-Whitney-Bobby love triangle.

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