This one goes into the unconfirmed reports that you hope are confirmed file, or, He BIN dead?

Normally, I don’t get all happy at someone’s demise, but hey, let’s hear it for the grim reaper if THIS story is finally confirmed.

Oh yeah, about those 72 virgins….SURPRISE!

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5 responses to “This one goes into the unconfirmed reports that you hope are confirmed file, or, He BIN dead?

  1. Heh.

    Not only “died” but “died of Typhoid”

    I can think of worse ways to die. But only two.

    Typhoid is a bitch when you get to the ‘dying from it’ stage.

    2nd phase: in the second to third weeks of the disease, symptoms of intestinal infection are manifested and the fever remains very high and the pulse becomes weak and rapid. In the third week the constipation is replaced by severe pea-soup-like diarrhoea. The faeces may also contain blood.

    Death accompanied by severe pea-soup-like diarrhea sounds just about right. In this case.

  2. EZA

    He bin dead for a month and now they tell us? Awesome bedroom in the ad next to the news article, btw.

  3. EZA

    I guess he’s bin leaden now… (ouch)

  4. oh good, osama’s dead- so invading iraq worked! so, i guess that means we’ll be pulling out soon. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

  5. Exactly Vive, that was our strategy all along – misdirection play involving 2,600+ dead Americans, 40,000 dead Iraqis, billions of dollars hosed thru Halliburton, all so that we could get some spinach into Osama’s diet. We bin brilliant!

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