TENNAGER MARRIES HILL TO SAVE MOTHER FROM CURSE
What were the final words of the wedding ceremony – ‘you may now roll down your bride’?
The groom claims to have no remorse, but I bet he hasn’t met his mother-in-law yet..that’s going to an uphill relationship. I do hope his mom is grateful, but I’m guessing she’s giving up on grand-kids.
I’m thinking that our state legislature should ban this type of union here in Nashville…we got way too many hills to tempt our young men who can’t handle conventional dating.