Didn’t the Beatles write a song about this…something something on the hill, or, why are there two thousand four inch divots in that hill over there?

Courtesy of the fabulous Rex. L. Camino, this story kinda rolled out in front of me, and I couldn’t resist.

TENNAGER MARRIES HILL TO SAVE MOTHER FROM CURSE

What were the final words of the wedding ceremony – ‘you may now roll down your bride’?

The groom claims to have no remorse, but I bet he hasn’t met his mother-in-law yet..that’s going to an uphill relationship. I do hope his mom is grateful, but I’m guessing she’s giving up on grand-kids.

I’m thinking that our state legislature should ban this type of union here in Nashville…we got way too many hills to tempt our young men who can’t handle conventional dating.

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6 responses to “Didn’t the Beatles write a song about this…something something on the hill, or, why are there two thousand four inch divots in that hill over there?

  1. Has the marriage been consummated?

  2. the second part of the title of the post is a reference to the consummation…albeit maybe too subtle , (o:

  3. Methinks any resulting children would have an unimaginable time with the whole “torn between two groups” type of situation. However, they are virtually guaranteed football scholarships.

  4. Jon

    This raises many questions about just what exactly Jack and Jill were doing…

  5. Vic

    Thank God that could never happen HERE! What with the “sanctity of marraige” and all, don’t ya know!

  6. Ha! I missed that little funny in the title. I guess it’s been consumated again and again and again! No wonder the guy was so willing to marry the hill. 🙂

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