Papa don’t preach, or, Don’t Cry for me Malawi

In fun celebrity news for a Sunday it turns out that the kid Madonna is kidnapping borrowing attempting to adopt just MAY be not up for the taking…Malawian Father of the Year is now claiming that he had no idea that Madonna wanted to ADOPT his son…apparently he thought it was just some kind of sleepover

Actually, it’s all a misunderstanding…Madonna was acting on the basis of this letter…

MY FAMILY ACCOUNT IN SWITZERLAND WORTH US$22,000,000.00 AND 120,000,000.00 MALAWI DINARA HAS BEEN CONFISCATED BY THE GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT IS INTERROGATING HIM (MY SON DAVID) ABOUT OUR ASSET AND SOME VITAL DOCUMENTS. IT WAS IN THE COURSE OF THESE, THAT OUR LAWYER SAW YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS FROM THE PUBLICATION OF THE MALAWIAN BUSINESS PROMOTION AGENCY. THIS IS WHY I AM USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SOLICIT FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION AND ASSISTANCE TO HELP ME AS A VERY SINCERE RESPONSIBLE PERSON. I HAVE ALL THE TRUST IN YOU AND I KNOW THAT YOU WILL NOT SIT ON THIS MONEY OR ATTEMPT TO ADOPT MY SON.

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2 responses to “Papa don’t preach, or, Don’t Cry for me Malawi

  1. Anonymous

    Michael Jackson was not involved,was he?

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