According to my wonderful friend Ivy’s Christmas tree post, Ivy has a very special, if somewhat expensive method of decorating the family (I’m not sure the word family actually applies here) Christmas tree:
“I put hookers on the ornaments”. I always knew that Ivy was persuasive…..
Most people put the ornaments on the hookers (i’ve HEARD), but then again, I’ve hung out with that Lavergne crowd and they are a special breed.
Hmmm, I would expound further, but I just got a GREAT idea for the city tree down at the courthouse…Mayor Purcell, oh Mayor Purcell……