I am not making any of this up. The VERY first copy that one of our secretaries attempted to make was instead routed as a saved image in the copier memory. We haven’t seen the original since, AND nobody can use the
damn amazingly complex piece of merde’ technological wonder now because the beast within wants us to do something with the imaged copy.
We are summoning
lucifer the service guys who must have some kind of post-graduate degree from MIT. David Bowie once sang, ‘isn’t there one damn song that can make me break down and cry’. If anyone wants to write a song about the OCE’ Variopoint 2110, I can promise plenty of breakdown and crying …