Clean, uncluttered and ready for anything.

I rather tripped across this English blog – Yet Another Blooming Blog – that shouldn’t be missed. The author also reviews books of the ‘soft porn’ romantic variety.

This one post, entitled ‘Whoopee: How Not to Write About Sex #2’, written back in August just kills me.

I rifle through some pages. Pages which have actually made me want to wash my hands, because the story has a horribly cathartic tone of personal experience to it, and the hands that have grasped the tumescent veiny stumps of boring old men have also touched the paper I am reading.

Not only is there a great band name in that last sentence, but I’m thinking I would trade all my posts of the past year, if I could write one sentence that good/well/smart..

A wonderful example of purplish prose she cites:

“The woman was amazing. She was like a fresh new day. Clean, uncluttered and ready for anything.”

I’m off to search for ‘How Not to Write About Sex, #1’…

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One response to “Clean, uncluttered and ready for anything.

  1. Vic

    Hey that reminds me John, I’m going to see the Tumescent Veiny Stumps at the Mercy Lounge tonight. Wanna come with?

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