Once again, I wasn’t fast enough to get away. My blog-friend Sara Sue tagged me to finish the following sentences…(i thought you LIKED me Sara!)
01. I’ve come to realize that my ex—-exists only in the realm of girlfriend and we’re really good friends.
02. I am listening to—rain falling in Salemtown, birds singing and some high-pitched whining tool being used on a construction site down the street..guys, IT’S RAINING!
03. I talk—with a nasal-ly voice that makes me want to pull out my hair when I hear it on a recording.
04. I love—my wife, my kids, Vanderbilt basketball, the Rolling Stones, and the New York Yankees (did I get the order right, dear?)
05. My best friends—live too far away (same as S.Sue).
07. I lost—a really good friend and incredible person to a damn brain tumor.
08. I hate it when people—don’t seem to give a shit that anyone else in the universe exists but them.
09. Love is—often never having to say much else but, I’m sorry
10. Marriage is—certainly not boring!
11. Somewhere, someone is thinking—if this bonehead tags me on this meme, I’m going to shred his pointed rather oversized head (oh, S. Sue..this doesn’t apply to you, much).
12. I’ll always be—almost there, but not quite.
13. I have a crush on—Rachel McAdams and several bloggers whom I will NOT embarrass!
14. The last time I cried was because—my friend died.
15. My cell phone—has the staying power of a 80 year old man after drinking three glasses of water.
16. When I wake up in the morning—see number 15.
17. Before I go to sleep at night—I spend a good bit of time trying to fall asleep and trying to remember not to drink three glasses of water.
18. Right now I am thinking about—that REALLY annoying whining tool being used down the street which now has a slightly HIGHER pitched mate, a sound I didn’t think was machine-ly possible and one I’m surprised my that can be heard by any member of a species more highly evolved than dogs.
19. Babies are—a wonderful thing for me to be nostalgic about, but things I changed my share of back in the 80s.
20. I get on MySpace—when hell freezes over, when Something About Jim becomes as soul-satisfying as ‘The Wire’, when an REO Speedwagon CD is in my house more than 15 seconds before it is hurled in the general direction of that damn damn whiny machine down the street in hopes that it will be destroyed by said machine.
21. Today I—slept late because of the holiday.
22. Tonight I will—watch episodes 3 and 4 of ’24’ to see how Jack Bauer does it AGAIN AND AGAIN.
23. Tomorrow I will—trudge slowly down the street to work wishing I had just one more day off.
24. I really want—an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, but I’m pretty damn sure I’d shoot my eye out…