How to please your wife in bed, or, oh oh oh…snow job

How to please your wife in bed:

1. Ascertain that she is, indeed, a teacher

2. Wake her with the news that it’s A SNOW DAY!

(this may work on husbands too, but I don’t have one)

Sooo, the Snow Grinches, with their excessive celebration of successfully raising the snow repellent shield around Davidson county yesterday, perhaps were a little too hap-hap-happy with their work, because they didn’t get the shield up in time today!

Of course, I’m NOT a teacher and I literally walk to walk, so I have no excuses unless I slip at the corner of 5th and Hume just THINKING about the potential ice formations resulting from THIS.

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3 responses to “How to please your wife in bed, or, oh oh oh…snow job

  1. Ohhh, you be careful walking to work! Don’t need any broken bones happenin’!

  2. Would definitely make this teacher wife happy!! In fact, it did this morning!! 😉

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