From the Sports Guy’s diary of the NBA All-Star Weekend in Las Vegas:
Paris Hilton’s birthday party on Saturday night featured a goat, a monkey, a naked woman on a bed of glass and the Kiss midget band. I think this exact scenario appears in the scripture passage about Armageddon.
I did resolve in my theoretically idiot-proof, easy-to-keep New Year’s half-ass resolutions that the P.H. name would not be spoken again. Sorry, I couldn’t hep myself.