The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on, he took a face from the ancient gallery and he walked on into Paris Hilton’s party, or, we don’t get too many goats, monkeys, naked women on glass beds and Kiss midget bands around here…

From the Sports Guy’s diary of the NBA All-Star Weekend in Las Vegas:

Paris Hilton’s birthday party on Saturday night featured a goat, a monkey, a naked woman on a bed of glass and the Kiss midget band. I think this exact scenario appears in the scripture passage about Armageddon.

I did resolve in my theoretically idiot-proof, easy-to-keep New Year’s half-ass resolutions that the P.H. name would not be spoken again. Sorry, I couldn’t hep myself.

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One response to “The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on, he took a face from the ancient gallery and he walked on into Paris Hilton’s party, or, we don’t get too many goats, monkeys, naked women on glass beds and Kiss midget bands around here…

  1. I guess my invite was lost in the mail. Too bad.

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