It’s going to be all right. I watched you last night in person*. I’m no expert, but you are PRESSING. And, as a less than stellar skater myself**, your somewhat unimpressive solo act in the shootout serves notice that you are, despite the press clippings, human***.
You are gonna be fine. You’re going to score a key goal****, and the crowd will embrace you as if personally saved a beloved franchise from leaving town*****. Welcome to Nashville******!!
*I saw the sadly-blogging-no-more wonderful Sara Clark at the game last night. Good times. Also, I would like to assure Lindsey that my American Idol blogging will re-commence next week. I know she’ll be relieved.
**My method of stopping while skating is either running into a wall or collapsing on the ice
***Oh, the humanity, the humanity..
****um, Saturday night against the Red Wings would be a reeeeally good time to do just that.
*****uh, NO PRESSURE!!
****** You do speak English, right?