The Sky Harbor airport in Phoenix is
piloting testing out a new passenger security scanner system with a device that can actually see through your clothes. I don’t obsess about my skinny arms and legs and lack of er, trunk (when I lived in Brooklyn, the kids called me bookoo smash – because I looked like something had smashed my ‘bookoo), but it has to be more than a little embarrassing knowing that government employees are eyeballing the true state of my external nature.
The good news is that they’ll probably beg me to hurry on through. On the other hand, the Halle Berry’s of this world may need that extra-special surveillance JUST to make sure that everything is a-ok.