I didn’t watch American Idol last night, but here’s what happened*..

Melinda was incredible.  Lakisha wasn’t far behind.  Gina rocked.  Most of the guys were mediocre.  Sanjara longs for mediocrity.   Haley was dissed by the judges.  I’m still cheesed that Tami Gosnell didn’t make the top 24.

Randy said the word ‘pitchy’ at least 9 times.  Simon was snide, but generally right on the money.  Paula was, well, Paula.

Many people watched.   The End.

*Not only did I not watch, I haven’t heard or read about last night’s show.  All information in this posting is fabricated and probably 100% true (and I thought ’24’ was predicable!).

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3 responses to “I didn’t watch American Idol last night, but here’s what happened*..

  1. Yep. That about covers it.

    Haley forgot the words. It was pretty sad.

  2. Except you didn’t mention the contestants’ makeovers. Sanjaya sported yet another different hair style (curls). And that guy with the big head of curls (whatever his name is) ditched his glasses. The new looks helped take people’s minds off their dreadful performances. Sort of.

  3. Dr. DooM

    Sanjaya sucks

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