Yeah, but this one eats popcorn – I’ll give you the punch line, do you know the joke?

I don’t know, I never looked!

With a crowbar…

Well, every afternoon I grab a bag of Cheetos and I put a porno in the VCR…

What kind of duck do you take me for!!!??

If I’m going to be impotent, I want to look impotent..

Hit the ball, drag Bruce, hit the ball, drag Bruce….

I didn’t know it was her turn!

The other one’s a blimp.

I was talking to the duck!

Okay, now what?

Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.

The bad news is, I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday!

I don’t know, it all happened so fast!

You’ve done nothing but complain since you’ve been here!

Are you gonna play golf or are you just going to screw around?

Don’t forget the coffee!

Ed, switch the heads on two and four!!

But first, the ARISTOCRATS!

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4 responses to “Yeah, but this one eats popcorn – I’ll give you the punch line, do you know the joke?

  1. I love absurd nonsequitors. I don’t even want to know the setups.

  2. …and then the penguin says, “No, this is just ice cream.”

  3. The German and I enjoyed seeing you and your lovely wife tonight. Awesome entertainment and conversation were had by Klinde and German.

    Loved hearing Sista’s mom’s doctor story! Still makes me chuckle…

    Good times…

  4. bridgett

    How about “I just have to outrun you.”

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