Say, we don’t get too many marsupials in here, or “Joey, I’m not angry anymore”, or maybe he jumped bail

Local authorities in Bay St. Louis, Mississippi have reported runaway kangaroo sightings on or about US Highway 90. No one was able to pinpoint the kangaroo’s ultimate destination (perhaps the ‘crossroads’ in Clarksdale, or possibly Tunica, or maybe sensibly just trying to get the hell out of the state?), but one assumes the ‘roo isn’t heading to old Mexico.

My favorite quote in the story:

Officials say animal-control officers have never tackled a kangaroo.

I guess the old civil-service test for animal-control officers in Mississippi has gotta be revised…

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One response to “Say, we don’t get too many marsupials in here, or “Joey, I’m not angry anymore”, or maybe he jumped bail

  1. You totally just made Concrete Blonde relevant to kangaroos. Have I told you lately that I love you?

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