I can’t drive 55…



but I am happy* to be 55, as of today.

On the other hand, I may spend part of the day paying a traffic ticket for driving just slightly** over 55 on I-40 heading west when I was going to Jackson a while back.

*happy as opposed to the alternative

**just slightly if defined as 140% of the speed limit.



Filed under self-referential nonsense

22 responses to “I can’t drive 55…

  1. Happy Birthday, my friend.

  2. Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!
    We love ya!
    Ginger & Amanda

  3. Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people in Nashville!

  4. Happy Birthday to you from me and J.J.!!!

  5. I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me!

    Unless, of course, you die first…

    Happy thoughts on your birthday from The Hallmark Spot.

  6. As an old guy said to me the other day, every day is a good day when you wake up to be seen rather than viewed.

    Have a great birthday!

  7. The School Girl and I wish you a great day.

  8. I done phoned ya my birthday greetings but I’ll say it again….Happy Birthday to you.

  9. Have a great 55th birthday, and a great 56th year!

  10. Happy birthday, now you’re (as my mom says) “double nickels”!

  11. bridgett

    Happy birthday.

  12. Malia

    Oh snap! I forgot to come over here yesterday and say happy birthday here, too!

    Happy Belated Birthday!!

  13. Happy Birthday!! You don’t look a day over 54.

  14. Happy Birthday – Leadfoot.

  15. Happy Birthday a day late. Slow down, wouldja??

    hahahah @ the Vol Abroad.

    @ceeelcee[Here I am Twitter-responding]: My sister always teases me on my birthday that I’m always 7 yrs older — I continue to remind her that it’s better than the alternative.

    @chezbez: I will steal your friend’s line next time my baby sister harasses me.

  16. Damn you’re old. Ha! Only kidding. Happy day! 🙂

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