To the kids driving mom and dad’s canary yellow Ford Escape on West End this afternoon, license number NBH-713*..

That was REALLY a terrific drawing of a large penis you were showing off to the cars around you.  I’d like to recommend your artistic skills to anyone needing an accurate rendering of said member.  I’ve gotta ask one question though:  Did you sneak and watch your dad in the shower or did you use some new super-duper-high-power magnifying glass from Sharper Image to sketch your own penis?

I hope you don’t waste your artistic talents..perhaps another angle from behind would make for a great self-portrait.  Good luck with your art classes in the future.  I’m sure mom and dad would be SO proud.

*Williamson County, go figure…

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5 responses to “To the kids driving mom and dad’s canary yellow Ford Escape on West End this afternoon, license number NBH-713*..

  1. dude that’s beyond funny!!! why are you trying to bust them? showing people dirty drawings is classic grade a mischief, man, serious!

    think of all the non-harmless things they could be (and probably are) doing… although, now that i think of it, if this sort of stunt didn’t piss off folks like yourself then they’d really have to get creative and/or dangerous.

  2. Vive42 – I really wasn’t pissed so much as I thought it was somewhat stupid, but considering they were teenage boys, and I am familiar with the genre, I’m thinking that the word ‘stupid’ describing teenage boys is more than a little redundant.

  3. Lesley

    I soooo wish you’d gotten a pic. Of the kids, not the draw-ring. I’ll pass on that.

  4. dogmrb

    Yes, we all know too much about adolescents and stupidity. After childbirth, seeing them leave in a car alone is the hardest, and then you hope they come back in one piece 10 years later. What have we created with our wonderful society?

  5. Lee

    You know, I hear that up to 8% of kids have this problem….

    (BTW: Link soooo not safe for work.)

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