How to please your wife in bed:
1. Ascertain that she is, indeed, a teacher
2. Wake her with the news that it’s A SNOW DAY!
(this may work on husbands too, but I don’t have one)
Sooo, the Snow Grinches, with their excessive celebration of successfully raising the snow repellent shield around Davidson county yesterday, perhaps were a little too hap-hap-happy with their work, because they didn’t get the shield up in time today!
Of course, I’m NOT a teacher and I literally walk to walk, so I have no excuses unless I slip at the corner of 5th and Hume just THINKING about the potential ice formations resulting from THIS.